i love you

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Me: I love you, Phoenix.

Him: NO! Don't talk to me right NOW. I'm busy.

jesus figure

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He was at Grandma's getting into the nativity set. He picked up the baby Jesus figurine, and asked my mom:"What's this?" She told him and he replied: "THAT'S NOT BABY JESUS!" and promptly flung it across the room into a glass of water.

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that's not my penis! that's not my PENIS!

moon

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what's it CALLED?

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What's it CALLED? What's it CALLED, Mama? What's it CALLED? What's it CALLED? What's it CALLED, Mama? What's it CALLED? What's it CALLED, Mama?
Tree.
Tree.Trees.Trees.Moon. MOON! MOON! MOON! I see you up there, MOON! What U DOING, MOON?

PLEAAASE? PLEAASE, me watch DORA?

the monster who ate cookies

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K: What do you want to do to make money?

P: Eat COOKIES!

yesterday

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while walking home from the Y, we stopped to look at the moon, and talked about how it was full, and how big it loomed. we moved on, and he cried out for the moon to follow us. i told him it would.
we reached our block, and there it was.

Phoenix: Hiii Moon!
Moon:
Phoenix: You walking home? Yeah.
Moon:
Phoenix: You want come inside? You play? Drink tea, yeah?