A Daily Muppet

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No YIKE Don Knotts!

I like Steve Martin bettah.

hoops with the boys

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i'll EAT you UP!

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Last night he faked like he was going to kiss my bent back but bit me instead.
Then he tried to eat the moles on my face.

Big Boy Day

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First day of playgroup.
First visit to the dentist.
First milk trail. Puddles.

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Me: What makes the moon grow?
Phoenix: Apples on it!

Neeix Goo Goo

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Last week, my mom told him that she misses holding him like a baby.
She scooped him up, cradled him and cooed "Gooo goo ga ga ga ga"

This week:
HBA chick at Berkeley Bowl: What's your name?
Phoenix: I'm Neeix. A goo goo gagaga. 

yesterday's new phrases uttered within five minutes

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MAMA HANDSOME! MAMA HANDSOME! MAMA HANDSOME TOO!


Hello!
Hello Toe!


When I'm older, I drink coffee like Mommy.