women's lib

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Last night, during a game of Chutes and Ladders, I got schooled by the 4.5 yr old.

M: I want to be this lady, and you can be this lady.

P: She's not a lady, Mom. She's a woman.

trikeing

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Mom, can you stop the bike? I have to pick my nose.

NO! I am NOT hilarious!

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"The mirror is abstract space."

Long pause.

"What does that mean?"

first mention of imaginary friend - January 2011

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"Peter, the dog who looks like an apple - but is black and stinky and tries to kiss me."

i am invincible

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